Man I wish I could DDOS Amazon market place. Digg effect ftw.
As some of you know, my mp3 player battery (my good ole pink zen creative micro) wanked itself into oblivion in August. And as such, the thing no longer works. Get a new battery you say? I tried. Its not that the battery is bricked, it works fine in other players of the same model. Which leads me to suspect that its the connectors. And warrenty won't replace it so I decide to get a new one. Great!

Well, I pass this along to the eternal wallet of all uni students, my mum, who i linked to the model I'd like for my music needs. Nothing too special, just a used 20 gig ipod on ebay. Nice tidy sum of 80 quid. Not bad I think. Oh no....FAR too expensive. We can't afford that. So fine we find a 30 gig Creative Zen Nomad on amazon. WOW! "Like New" it says. For $100 it says! She thinks, I'll pay for that. It looks a good deal. I think ok, I can tweak and faff about with it, sounds good. We buy. Today. Today of all days. My birthday. I'm turning 20, and it comes! Joy of joys!
I literally rip the tape off as I run home from the Post Office! "MP3 PLAYER!" I mumble to myself repeatedly thinking that after 6 months of silent hell, I'll finally have music. I open the package, pull it out of its leather case, that gorgeous piece of circuitry, only to find that instead of "like new" its scratched, dented, stained, dirty, dusty, and disgusting. Full of shitty music too. (Mind you, I've been converted to the cult of Post Rock, and thus the pop shit that was on this literally grated upon my sensitive eardrums, which had hitherto become used to the ecstatic joy that is Explosions in the Sky and their ilk.) Thus I think, what a pile of wank. But it could be worse, it could not work. So i grab the USB cord to plug it in. I notice three things about this cord.
1.) It is as dirty as the mp3 player.
2.) It has "Kodak" stamped into the plastic at one end.
3.) It doesn't fit.
I come to the conclusion that this must be the wrong cable. What a fucking idiot! I think. What nonce, sends the wrong bloody cable and says the mp3 player is "like new" when it has clearly been bashed around in someone's pocket for the past several years.
I am raging at this point. My happy "YAY I HAVE MUSIC AGAIN" high is quickly dying. I think I will go leave a terrible, nasty, angry, horrible review for the seller. This is where amazon fails. I can't. I can rate the product, but I can't fucking rate the seller as being a giant jobbyface. Seriously. WHAT. THE. FUCK. This is one user that amazon has lost for anything OTHER than a smegging book. >: (
Gigs 27 Jan - Explosions in the Sky - Barrowlands - EPIC CONCERT TWAS!
[link] Yout hand in mine played that night.

(ts only like a minute and a half, filmed with someone's mobile likely.

8 Feb - Vex'D - Glasgow School of Art - Can't wait!

29 April - 65 Days of Static - King Tuts - XOMG. Happy Birthday to strings this shall be.
